So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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