Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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