They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i've created a new STD.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
