Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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