You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
this will be a night to untag.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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