He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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