Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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