the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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