just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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