My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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