doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
false alarm. still invincible.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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