Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
As shirtless as possible
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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