Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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