I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
smell my finger.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
