I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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