Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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