Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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