when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Randomize
