Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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