Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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