I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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