If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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