I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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