i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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