He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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