Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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