Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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