I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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