This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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