He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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