My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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