hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
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So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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