do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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