Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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