The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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