There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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