The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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