my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I have feelings that need drinking.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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