so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
