6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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