ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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