I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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