Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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