this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I said "one day" and that day is not today
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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