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When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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