I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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