hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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