PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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