when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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