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Please, let me fuck your mom
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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