There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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