its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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