If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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