so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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